The first conversation I have ever had with a new coworker.
- W: I took the mirror out of one of my compacts and just stuck it in my wallet for like, whenever I need one.
- C: oh wow, that's so efficient! I would have never thought of that.
- W: right? It's also really useful for my cocaine addiction, so I can just take it out whenever and just snort one any time. Like at work.
- C: ...k.
Who killed chivalry? They need to get their sentencing.
I know you mad, but so what?