December 2009
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Almost all things in life deal with love, the lack of love, and the desire to be...
– Paul Julian Banks (via kari-shma)
It sucks to write about someone so amazing in the...
kari-shma:
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Do me a favour, don’t do me no favours
– Jay-Z | Thank You
“i want loads of clothes and fuck loads of diamonds.”
– lily allen (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
Study Monster
Study Monster: Open me Carlos, I know you want to.
Me: No!
Study Monster: Open me! Oooooo.
Me: Why do you sound like a ghost?
Study Monster: Because I am the Study Monster, haunting you until you study.
Me: Can't do it, so weak.
Study Monster: Oooooooooo.
Me: You win, I'll study.
(Picks up textbook, opens it, and dashes it into the closet)
Me: That's what I thought bitch, no one makes me study.
Yeah, clearly I'm weird, no studying is being done for my exam tomorrow. Help Me!
YOU'RE WEIRD. You make this "study monster" seem like a hoe hahahahahaha!
you've got a piece of me, and honestly, my life...